Delirium Induced Tid-Bits

So my name is Kira, all you guys! I like a bunch of stuff...Sherlock, Doctor Who, theatre, really not a set deal for this blog. My life can--in some cases--be witty. I try my best to be so. I really enjoy most everything I read/watch and am open to talk with people! So don't hesitate, internet-ers!

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

(via standardwhore)

do-i-smell-watermelon:

some tit removed the product source so
nastynasty.bigcartel.com
there ya go

do-i-smell-watermelon:

some tit removed the product source so

nastynasty.bigcartel.com

there ya go

(Source: shopnastynasty)

my-little-underground:

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

This tweet has actually changed the way I accept apologies and its so fucking true!

my-little-underground:

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

This tweet has actually changed the way I accept apologies and its so fucking true!

(Source: blvckvanilla, via hopefullycorrect)

thatjessjohnson:

[photography by Atle Rønningen]

(Source: foxmouth, via time-to-ramble-on)

Today little sister cracks open
a second egg and mom’s eyes
dart across the kitchen.

'You are not supposed to eat
more than one egg a day
you know that is far
too much cholesterol.’

The first meal I ate at the hospital
was a two-egged omelette
drenched in cheese.
My mother sat across from me
while the nurses and social workers
retaught her how to feed me.

They told her I was not allowed
to hide cheese under my plate,
or pick off the tortilla shell
and avoid the egg yolk.

They told her there were new rules, now
3000 to 5000 calories a day,
every day
no more sugar-free jello
egg whites
and tea

That night we went to the grocery store
and felt the world tilt upside down
We walked passed the low fat,
no cholesterol
sugar-free
Until we hit the goldmine:
poppyseed muffins,
ice cream bars
whole milk
full fat butter.
Foods that would make my heart beat regularly again
and put life back in my eyes.

Today I tell my mother I think it is fine
for little sister to eat two eggs,
cholesterol be damned.

But she looks me in the eye and says
“It’s different for you.”

This is the same phrase she repeats
when I ask her why she does not want us to cook noodles
for mother’s day dinner
or why she is not eating sugar
this week.

It is a phrase which means:
because you showed so much control
that you grew out of control
You are Hereby Exempt
from the Dieting Culture

It is a phrase which means,
‘I am drawing a firm line
between the South Beach diet
The No-Carb diet
The No-Sugar diet
The Atkins diet
The You Are Inherently Flawed and in Need of Fixing
Diet

and illness.’

Because nobody likes to think about the fact
that perhaps we are all playing with fire
that perhaps The American Dream
(and by this I mean weight loss)
is nothing but a smokescreen.
That perhaps shrinking oneself successfully
does not actually move mountains,
paint your soul in bright gold,
or part the seas.

That perhaps making ourselves disappear
won’t fix the real problems
our good intentions will never
pave the path to heaven.

Tomorrow when I wake up
I am going to breathe in the morning air
and thank the universe for poppyseed muffins,
ice cream bars
whole milk
full fat butter

I am going to change the world

and fry two eggs for breakfast.

—   Sarah T, Two Eggs (via bravegirl-living)

(Source: bravegirl-living, via hopefullycorrect)

lierdumoa:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

That second to last panel is chilling.

(via kissabookworm)

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

image

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(via narcissiste)

almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four


all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four

all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

(Source: alienemotions, via dust-flow)

Anonymous said: Hey gorgeous! Have a lovely day and remember that I love you! Spread the love <3

💜

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

(via angrypickle)

omgbuglen:

Arctic Marble Fox

omgbuglen:

Arctic Marble Fox

(via scarlettfangell)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via angrypickle)